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Bumper stickers worth saving

Author of a book I read ("Spent" by Geoffrey Miller) claims these are actual bumper stickers in Albuquerque, New Mexico:

"A PBS mind in a Fox News world"
"Don't say ironic when you mean coincidental"
"Eschew obfuscation"
"If it fits on a bumper sticker, it's not a philosophy"
"TV is gooder than books"
"Tongue pierthing ith thtupid"
"If God didn't want us to eat animals, he wouldn't have made them out of meat"
"Gun control means using both hands"
"Get off the phone and crash already"
"Jesus would have used his turn signals"
"Saturday has a morning?"
"Who would Jesus bomb?"
"Has anger solved your other problems?"
"Sniper: Don't bother running, you'll just die tired"
"If you can read this, you're in my kill zone"
"Honk if you've never seen an Uzi fired from a car window"
"Can't sleep. Clowns will…