Bumper stickers worth saving
"A PBS mind in a Fox News world"
"Don't say ironic when you mean coincidental"
"If it fits on a bumper sticker, it's not a philosophy"
"TV is gooder than books"
"Tongue pierthing ith thtupid"
"If God didn't want us to eat animals, he wouldn't have made them out of meat"
"Gun control means using both hands"
"Get off the phone and crash already"
"Jesus would have used his turn signals"
"Saturday has a morning?"
"Who would Jesus bomb?"
"Has anger solved your other problems?"
"Sniper: Don't bother running, you'll just die tired"
"If you can read this, you're in my kill zone"
"Honk if you've never seen an Uzi fired from a car window"
"Can't sleep. Clowns will eat me"
"It's not whining if you wave a handgun"
"Some days it's just not worth gnawing through the straps"
"If it weren't for physics and law enforcement, I'd be unstoppable"
"If cats could talk, they wouldn't"
"Eagles don't flock"
"I'm not good at empathy; will you settle for sarcasm?"
"Oral sex is always a great last-minute gift idea"
"I am hung like Einsteing and smart as a horse"